Thee Most Vibrant Vibrators

Today we have two guest contributors, Lydia and Lynne, both of whom know a great deal about vibrators. We're not touching this one.  So here we go girls...

As we enter our 40s, we are definitely going to have dry spells, girls (and we're not talking about vaginal dryness yet).  In addition, we are unfortunately now plagued with the ubiquitous (it appears) problem of middle age erectile dysfunction by our 40 something sexual partners. We know.  We didn't think we'd face this issue until our 50s, but alas, it is what it is.  As such, at times, we just have to take matters into our own hands. No pun intended.

Over the weekend, we spent some time reviewing and assessing the best vibrators based on our collective experience with the same.  Here they are girls. Trust us on this one. We're saving you a lot of time.

Number 1!!!  (From Lydia) The Pocket Rocket.  A tried and true device, and economical at only $14.00, I can't see how you could go wrong with this. It's discrete, powerful, and portable.  Bonus -- it is simple to use and only takes 1 AA battery.  I am always skeptical of a vibrator that comes with an instruction manual. I am so fond of this little device that I have given it as presents to some of my most discriminating friends. I have had no complaints.  I have tried more elaborate models, but I always come back to The Pocket Rocket. Available on Amazon.com.

Lynne also gives the rocket a thumbs up.  However, her top pick is...

Number 2 !!!  The Dr. Berman Mini Water Proof Micro Bullet.  Lynne highly recommends this one because it has two speeds and intense power.   I love the Rocket, but the Bullet is a great addition, and it was made by a woman.   It is discreet like the Pocket Rocket.  Just say no to rechargeable vibrators.  I bought one, and there was no discrete way to keep it plugged in.   I am sure the cleaning lady discovered it more than once.  How do you say vibrator in Spanish?   Just remember women who use vibrators are more sexually satisfied.

There is no Number 3, by the way.  Our very very old school friend, Leslie, who also engaged in the analysis, not surprisingly, recommended the old school Rabbit. So 80s. So big and really, who wants to carry around a blue jumbo penis?  It's hard enough to deal with the pink ones.